Catherine of Valois: The KISS Edition

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For the month of April 2022, we are going to be focusing on the spectacular Catherine of Valois (daughter of the French Mad King, mother of the English Mad King, and grandmother to the most famous English dynasty ever AKA the Tudors). We are starting out with the traditional KISS Edition (Keep It Simple Stupid) so that we are all on the same page as we explore the world of Catherine of Valois.

For a review of the Hundred Years War, use this link to read my blog post “Hundred Years War: The Gift That Keeps On Giving”.

For more information about the War of the Roses, use this link to read my blog post “The War of the Roses: The KISS Edition”.

Baby French Princess

Growing up as a French princess may seem like a dream come true, but for Catherine of Valois, it was, in many ways, a living nightmare. France, to put it simply, was a hot mess. There was a civil war between the Burgundians and the Armangacs. England took advantage of the chaos and restarted the Hundred Years War. On top of all of this, her father, Charles VI, suffered from bouts of insanity, which not only made him extremely violent but also unable to consistently rule France. Isabeau of Bavaria, her mother, ended up having to step in and rule as his regent. She was (un-fucking-fairly) blamed for all of the chaos and suffering (which was actually the fault of power hungry men like Henry V and John the Fearless of Burgundy). She joined Marie Antoinette, and Catherine de’ Medici as one of the worst Queens of France in history.

The Shining New Queen of England

Probably the only normal thing about Catherine’s early life was that her marriage was a political move. A desperate political that completely backfired in every way, but a political move none the less. In an effort to end the Hundred Years War, Charles VI signed the Treaty of Troyes, which named Henry V of England as his heir once he married Catherine of Valois. His enemies claimed that Charles VI and Isabeau essentially sold off France and their daughter (conveniently forgetting the destruction that the English was raining down on the French countryside).

Of course, the English loved it and celebrated their new queen for the simple fact that she brought France as her dowry. It definitely helped that she got pregnant almost immediately, and the future looked bright for the new Queen of England; however, within two years, that future was in ashes at her feet.

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The Suspicious Queen Mother

Henry V died suddenly from dysentery (diarrhea that will literally kill you), leaving his only son, Henry VI, as the new king of England before his first birthday. The same people who looked at Catherine with reverence now looked at her with suspicion. Their heroic king was dead. Catherine was a French princess and could not be trusted. Any power that she had was gone in an instant.

Henry V’s brothers essentially ran the country until Henry VI was old enough to rule on his own. Catherine was allowed to raise Henry VI while he was young, but he was soon put in the care of tutors to help prepare him to rule England (without Catherine’s nasty French influence). For the most part, Catherine was left to her own devices, as long as she did not make any waves.

The Rebel Wife

So naturally, Catherine made waves. For the most part, Catherine was the consummate Queen Mother, but she wanted to be more. She was raised to be a wife and mother and she was barely given the chance to be either. So, she began a courtship with Edmund Beaufort. Because her brothers-in-law were control freaks and jackasses, they passed an act that essentially declared that she could not marry without permission from the king; otherwise, her husband would lose his lands. At this point, Henry VI was still too young to give his permission, which effectively cock-blocked her.

Edmund Beaufort decided that he had too much to lose to risk marrying Catherine, so once again, she was alone. She then set her eyes on Owen Tudor, a Welsh knight with nothing to lose. They married in secret, basically giving the regency council the middle finger. While she was slapped on the wrist, she was essentially able to live a happy life with Tudor. She had three children with him before she died. Her descendants would create the infamous Tudor dynasty.

Catherine of Valois took her own happiness into her own hands and effectively changed the course of history in the process, embodying the spirit of an absolute badass.

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Sources

AuthorSource NameLinks Per Type
Alison WeirThe War of the Roses. 
Kindle Edition

Audible Edition

Paperback Edition
Mary McGrigorThe Sister Queens: Isabella & Catherine de Valois
Kindle Edition

Paperback Edition

Hardcover Edition
Dan JonesThe War of the Roses:
The Fall of the Plantagenets
and the Rise of the Tudors. 

Kindle Edition

Audible Edition

Hardcover Edition

Paperback Edition
Lisa HiltonQueens Consort:
England’s Medieval Queens
from Eleanor of Aquitaine to Elizabeth of York.

Kindle Edition

Paperback Edition
Erin LawlessForgotten Royal Women: The King and I
Kindle Edition

Paperback Edition
Dan JonesThe Plantagenets: The Warrior Kings and Queens
Who Made England

Kindle Edition

Audible Edition

Paperback Edition

Hardcover Edition

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Top 10 Kickass Women of the War of the Roses: Part 2

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This week, we are continuing our count down of the top 10 kickass women in the War of the Roses by tackling numbers 1-5.  

If you want to recap numbers 6-10, you can find that post by clicking this link. Click Here 

If you need a refresher on “The War of the Roses: The KISS Edition”, you can find that post through this link. Click Here 

5. Jacquetta of Luxembourg 

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Jacquetta of Luxembourg is a fascinating woman to study as her story embodies pieces of the other women on this list’s story. She married into the English royal family in her first marriage and despite Henry VI/the Regency’s decree that she could not marry again without permission, she married a knight for love (like Catherine of Valois). At one point, she was the wife to the heir apparent and then mother of the Queen Consort (Cecily Neville). She was tried for witchcraft by her son-in-law’s enemies during Warwick’s rebellion (Eleanor Cobham). So, basically, she survived a lot of shit and did what she wanted. 

As the widow of Henry VI’s uncle, John of Bedford, and a favorite of Henry VI’s, she was very influential during Henry VI’s reign. Despite her close relationship to the Lancaster branch, she became an influential figure as the Queen Consort’s mother during Edward IV’s reign. She took her destiny into her own hands in her second marriage and had fourteen children. Yep, that is right. She gave birth to fourteen children in the Medieval Era. That means lots of sex (fun!) and no painkillers (yikes!). The fact that she thrived in both the Lancaster and Yorkist courts and determined her own destiny indicates how much of a badass she was. 

4. Cecily Neville 

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In the shadow of her husband, Richard of York, and her two royal sons, Cecily Neville often gets lost in the crazy that is the Cousins’ War. Not because she was not a badass or significantly influenced the events of the Cousins’ War, but because history is basically just mansplaining on an epic level. It does not help that she was merely the mother of the king, not the Dowager Queen in her own right (because she was never Queen Consort), plus her feud with Elizabeth Woodville (her daughter-in-law) limited her power in court significantly. 

While her husband was alive, she often was the mediator between him and Henry VI. While Richard was the face of the Yorkist faction, Cecily was the political mastermind. So, when Richard died, her son, Edward IV, was able to pick up where his father left off, with the help of Cecily. Once Edward IV took the throne, Cecily held significant influence as the number one woman in the King’s life. This changed after Edward IV’s controversial marriage to Elizabeth Woodville. The two did not get along and there was a constant power struggle between the two women.  

Aside from the feud with her daughter-in-law, Cecily continued to play the role a mediator in the royal court. As much of the political strife was between George of Clarence (who was literally a giant pain in the ass) and Edward IV, Cecily constantly had to mediate between the two. She is one of the main reasons why Warwick’s rebellion failed, as she convinced George to turn on Warwick. Unfortunately, as George continued to scheme against his brother (essentially committing treason), he died under “suspicious circumstances” (AKA Edward IV had him killed). So, her success rate as mediator is not awesome, but the War of Roses may have been far bloodier without her. 

3. Elizabeth Woodville 

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Elizabeth Woodville was pretty much the exact opposite of what Edward IV’s Queen Consort was expected to be.  

  1. She was the first English born queen consort since the Norman Conquest.  
  1. She was considered a commoner as her father was a knight (even though her mother was a noble from Luxembourg who had been married to Henry VI’s uncle).  
  1. She was a widow with two sons from her previous marriage (because a women’s value was based on her virginity and her fertility, not her brains, personality, etc.). 
  1. Her late husband had died fighting for the Lancasters and her family was very close to Henry VI and Margaret of Anjou. 

Her marriage to Edward IV did wonders for the Woodvilles but Edward IV gained very little from the marriage politically and alienated some of his biggest supporters. She arranged for advantageous marriages for her siblings and placed them in powerful positions in the court, which pissed off all the other nobles who wanted those positions for themselves (greedy assholes). 

Elizabeth Woodville’s power, in court, was directly tied to her husband’s. During Edward IV’s exile to Burgundy and after his death, she sought sanctuary and tried to protect her children the best she could. In fact, she gave birth to the heir to the throne, Edward V, while in sanctuary during Warwick’s revolt. After Richard III had her children declared bastards and the “disappearance” of her sons in the Tower of London (which is still a mystery to this day), she teamed up with Margaret Beaufort to overthrow Richard III and place her daughter, Elizabeth of York, on the throne as wife to Henry Tudor or Henry VII.  

2. Margaret of Anjou 

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Margaret of Anjou is one of the ultimate badass medieval Queen Consorts, which also means that she is one of the most hated as well. As Queen Consort to Henry VI, she was the primary force behind the Lancastrian throne, especially during the War of the Roses. While Henry VI was never a powerful ruler, before he started having his catatonic episodes, Margaret played the role of the typical Queen Consort. She was powerful in her own way, but Henry VI was still the ruler of England. 

That changed when Henry VI collapsed into his first catatonic state, which, unfortunately, coincided with the birth of their only child, Edward of Lancaster. As the infighting in court increased and Henry VI became more unstable, Margaret focused on securing the future of England for her son. While she did not ride into battle during the War of the Roses, the Lancastrians followed her as she essentially was regent for her husband. Despite the Yorkist victories and the loss of the throne to Edward IV, she worked tirelessly from exile to put her son (the rightful heir) on the throne. She even allied (albeit very very very very reluctantly) with her former enemy, Warwick, to place her son back in the line of succession.  

Despite her efforts, her son and husband were killed by the Yorkists, and she lost everything. She is seen by many as a villain, but as a strong but tragic figure by others.  

1. Margaret Beaufort  

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One of the primary reasons why the Tudor dynasty came to be is due to the brilliance of Margaret Beaufort, the number one badass woman in the War of the Roses.  

Margaret was dealt a difficult hand. Her father died when she was young, and she was married to Edmund Tudor at the age of twelve (so fucking gross) at the beginning of the War of the Roses. She quickly got pregnant (just thinking about this makes me want to vomit) and gave birth to her only child, Henry Tudor. Margaret and Henry both almost died during the birth and Margaret was never able to have any other children.  

Edmund died fighting for the Lancasters before meeting his son. In the wake of Edward IV’s ascension to the throne, Henry Tudor was stripped of his inheritance and Margaret married her second husband, Henry Stafford. As her husband had Edward IV’s favor, Margaret utilized her political influence to attempt to gain her son’s inheritance back. While she made some missteps (attempting to negotiate with George of Clarence while Edward IV was in exile being a significant one), her third marriage to Thomas Stanley helped keep her in favor and part of the court. She became an integral part of Edward IV’s court. 

With Richard III taking the throne, Margaret was pretty much back at square one. She made a bold decision; she was going to overthrow the king and place her son on the throne (with his distant/not super legal claim to the throne). Then, she struck a deal with Elizabeth Woodville in which Henry Tudor would marry Elizabeth of York and take the throne. Her political maneuvering (as well as luck) was instrumental in the rise of the Tudor dynasty and changed the path of English History. 

And we are at the end of the Top 10 Kickass Women of the War of the Roses. Let me know what you think, if you would make any changes, or any sort of feedback! We will be seeing a lot more of these women (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Sources 

Links Disclaimer: Some links within this website may lead to other sites that we believe may be useful or informative. The Snarky History Nerd Blog does not incorporate any materials appearing in such linked sites by reference. These links to third party sites or information are not intended as, and should not be interpreted by you as, constituting or implying our endorsement, sponsorship, or recommendation of the third-party information, products, or services found there. We do not maintain or control these sites and accordingly make no guarantee concerning the accuracy, reliability, or currency of the information found there. 

Alison Weir. The War of the Roses.  http://www.alisonweir.org.uk/ 

Dan Jones. The War of the Roses: The Fall of the Plantagenets and the Rise of the Tudors. https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13844539.Dan_Jones  

Lisa Hilton. Queens Consort: England’s Medieval Queens from Eleanor of Aquitaine to Elizabeth of York. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4333081-queens-consort  

Sarah Gristwood. Blood Sisters: The Women Behind the War of the Roses. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13498116-blood-sisters  

Erin Lawless. Forgotten Royal Women: The King and I. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/45182330-forgotten-royal-women 

Gemma Holland. Royal Witches: Witchcraft and the Nobility in Fifteenth Century England. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/46158747-royal-witches 

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The Hundred Years War: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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While the War of the Roses was essentially a Civil War (with other countries occasionally poking the bear for shits and giggles), much of the strife leading up to the conflict was due to another war entirely: the Hundred Years War between England and France. 

England Vs. France

Since the Norman Conquest in 1066, England and France has had a dysfunctional (to put it mildly) relationship. Despite gaining the English crown, William the Conqueror remained the Duke of Normandy, which gave him significant holdings in France. This meant that William was equal to the French King AND his vassal (aka had to pay taxes and answer to the French King) , which as a King, is a really shitty place to be. Over the next few centuries, the English and the French fought over the English lands in France. Sometimes, England had more power, such as when Eleanor of Aquitaine divorced the King of France to marry Henry II of England (which was such a badass move) and spent decades solidifying the Angevin Empire. Other times, the French monarchs had the upper hand, such as when Eleanor’s useless son, King John (yes, that King John), lost pretty much the entire Angevin Empire.

And Here Comes Edward III…

These conflicts reached a new level of crazy in what is known as the Hundred’s Years War (it was actually a 116 years but whatever). The catalyst was the fall of that House of Capet. The final Capetian King of France, Charles VI, died with no male heirs. His closest male relative was Edward III, the King of England, as Edward III’s mother was Isabella of France (another total badass). As you can imagine, the French were like “yeah… no… fuck off” to Edward III and put Charles IV’s cousin, Philip VI (who founded the House of Valois) on the throne. 

Edward III responded by basically saying “yeah… well… I didn’t want the fucking throne anyway…” (AKA he accepted their decision but refused to pay taxes on the remaining English holdings in France). Philip VI gave him a few years to cool off before he confiscated the English holdings for not paying their taxes. This totally blew up in Philip VI’s face as Edward III used this as an excuse to invade France. He decimated the French during his lifetime but with his heir’s death, the conquest of France stalled. 

Like Great-Grandfather, like Great-Grandson

The war reignited once again under Henry V, who, like his great-grandfather Edward III, kicked major French ass. He coerced the Mad French King, Charles VI, into agreeing to make him his heir and marry Catherine of Valois, one of Charles VI’s daughter. In all likelihood, Henry V would have taken over France and claimed the throne when Charles VI died a few years later, but Henry V died first by contracting dysentery (aka shitting himself to death). This left his infant son, Henry VI, as his only heir at less than a year old. 

Baby Kings Struggle to Win Wars. Shocker, I know.

Henry V’s brothers, the regents, attempted to maintain Henry V’s conquest of France but they were slowly losing ground. Once Henry VI reached adulthood, the English were losing the war and Henry VI wanted to end it (war was really not his thing). Unfortunately, the English nobles generally wanted to hold onto the English lands in France, at the very least, since England had been hemorrhaging money for a century to gain the French throne. Henry VI ended up losing pretty much everything in France, except for Calais. This loss was a major contribution to the War of the Roses.

Sources

Charles River Editors. Medieval England: The History of England from the Fall of Rome to the Rise of the Tudor Dynasty. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/56157716-medieval-england

Dan Jones. The War of the Roses: The Fall of the Plantagenets and the Rise of the Tudors. https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13844539.Dan_Jones

Alison Weir. The War of the Roses.  http://www.alisonweir.org.uk/

Stephon Batchelor. Medieval History for Dummies. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/8247199-medieval-history-for-dummies

Sean Long. British History for Dummies. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/327532.British_History_for_Dummies

Hourly History. The Hundred Years War: A History from Beginning to End. https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/50888975-the-hundred-years-war

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